This is a poem written by Superstar Jay on mochacity.com
Now that would be crazy wouldn’t it?
Could you imagine all the sh!t a man would try to put it in?
Cause masturbation to us, is as natural as breathing,
and you know some dude would be pokin’ himself, even while he’s bleeding.
Now I know that sounds nasty, and some people might disagree,
but a man’s gonna be a man and most are as nasty as can be.
Seriously, on the real most men can’t wash they n$ts right,
so could you even imagine what a mans vagina would smell like?
Then when it comes to sex, could a man really be that submissive?
And if we did have the vagina, would sex suddenly become permissive?
What’s my name n!gga? “..Tasha” …damn right, and who’s ya mommy?
Would the term “minute woman” to the new age of man, suddenly become funny?
And how in the world would the average man, work off his new daddy tummy?
Would n!gg~z look for the biggest d!cks or say “it’s the motion of the ocean?
And now that our ladies have the d!ck, would they finally get bigger promotions?
I couldn’t really see a dude being flipped and switched in a million ways,
and female pimps complaining that the game’s changed since the golden days.
Cause it’s hard enough for some cats to get laid, let alone getting paid for twat
and would women be trippin’ and hating themselves because of the size that they got?
Can a man really handle period cramps and bleeding for weeks at a time?
And with men being men in this day in time, do you think that rape would still be a crime?
They’d be pushing depo shots on the net like they do the enlargement pills now,
cause n!ggaz ain’t trying to deal with the stress of trying to father a child.
40 weeks of mood swings and downward spirals of self respect.
I could bet that the abortion clinic’s would get 3/4ths of n!gga’s paycheck.
Could a brotha really handle being left on his own, trying to raise his seed?
I’m sure some could, but does anyone feel the need?
Now I know it may feel weird to think in this point of view,
but would you do the things you do, if the vagina was a part of you?
They tell you not to judge til you’ve walked a mile in his shoes,
but why do we change the rules when it comes to the shoes of your boo.
So next time you’re with that special one and sex is a part of your plans,
make sure you treat your lady right, cause you know the vagina is in good hands.
