Sex poem

Someone posted this on myspace, this is a trip:

eat me,beat me
bite me,blow me
suck me,f*ck me
very slowly
if you kiss me dont be hasty
use your tongue to make it nasty

roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
F*cking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I’ll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

roses are red
violets are blue
condoms will rip
now watch you get screwed

Malachi 3:3 says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.”

Someone sent this to me today just to let me know that God is watching me and no matter what I am going through or what people put me through, It will make me a stronger, wiser,better person. Thanks girl….

MALACHI 3:3
Malachi 3:3 says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of
silver.”
This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered
what this statement meant about the character and nature of God.
One of the women offered to find out the process of refining
silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study.
That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment
to watch him at work. She didn’t mention anything about the reason
for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining
silver.
As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over
the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one
needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were
hottest as to burn away all the impurities.
The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot then
she thought again about the verse that says: “He sits as a refiner
and purifier of silver.”

She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there
in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined.
The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding
the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on the silver the entire time
it was in the fire. If the silver was left a moment too long in the flames, it
would be destroyed.
The woman was silent for a moment. Then she asked the silversmith, “How do you know when the silver is fully refined?” He smiled at her and answered, “Oh, that’s easy, when I see my image in it.”
If today you are feeling the heat of the fire, remember that God has His eye on you and will keep watching you until He sees His image in
you.

Is your car a “photo” or “four door”: The difference in dialects

Im back everyone as I said I would be and was pondering over what my next blog topic would be. Topics usually come to me by things that are on my mind, my friends mind or just day to day experiences. So..this next topic is actually an experience and it was a trip because of how it came about and I know some of you can relate to this.

Last night me and my friend was sitting here and decided to order in. I made the call and he wanted the pizza that had pineapples on it. (ewww) When I was speaking to the man, he started laughing so after I hung up, I asked what for. He said that my southern “drawl” was too cute. I asked what did he mean. Now backing it up a bit, he is originally from New Jersey, lived in the Boggie Down, Charleston and then here. So he has been exposed to a variety of dialects. But he spent most of his years growing up in New Jersey and New York….so you will see where im going with this.

We got into a discussion about dialects and how they differ. He said I pronounced “pineapple” as “pie-napples“. I didnt really realize that but after saying it to myself again..I did. So I walked over to the washing machine and picked up a bottle of liquid Tide and asked him what it was. I did this because I have family up north and they DO NOT refer to it is washing powders. He looked at it and immediately said it was “detergent“. I was waiting for “soap” because that it what my grandmother who lived in Detroit used to refer to it as. He asked what did i call it and I said washing powders. He mocked what i said and said, “washin-powderz”. I laughed so hard because when I thought about it, thats how I said it..country as hell!

I had him to repeat a few things that really stand out in the dialect department, you know..how you can tell if someone ain’t from here. Word like call, dog, talk, store, car, mall..the list went on. And we pronounced them different big time. This is how he said it sounded to him. Call and Mall sounded like cawl and mawl. Dog, it sounds like dawg and store, we say stowe. Basically, we add alot of aw’s to words that shouldnt have them.

And the title of this blog was something we were talking about. I knew this guy that was from somewhere up north and somehow we were talking about cars. I can’t remember exactly what the conversation was about but I said something about my car and it being a four door. He looked at me and he said, “Your car is a “photo”?????” and fell out laughing. I didn’t get it until he explained it to me. If you say photo kind of fast, it sounds like your actually saying four door.

Me and him both agreed that it is different and funny actually when you actually listen to it especially me..lol (im kuntree)!!! My friend also made another point. Have you known people that are from here and go to New York or somewhere for the summer or to visit and as he said..Comes back with a manufactured accent? I was rflmao. Not manufactured but anyway, that was interesting and funny.

Do you notice the big difference and what are some words that we as southerners say that actually sound like another word like photo and four door? And have you known someone who has returned to the dirty after visiting up north and is now back home and has a Manufactured accent?

Holla Back and until next time

Forget Build a Bear…I need Build a Man!

Have you ever took your kids to that cute little, expensive butt store in your local mall called Build a Bear. There they can build a teddy bear similar to their own personalities. I mean from start to finish, they even put a little heart in them!

What if we had a store called Build a Man?!! Wouldn’t that be lovely? How would you build your man? What things would you incorporate into this man to make him your perfect man?

Is your man a “silent lover”?

Ok, we all know most men like us to be verbal in the bedroom. They like for us to let them know when they are “doing it right” per say. I ask this because I was talking to a female friend who stated that no matter what she did, and she did some thangs, he does not respond or he is just basically silent.

Does this bother you? I know you don’t want them screaming like some b!tch but you also want to know if your doing it right. My past relationship, he wasn’t quiet but he wasn’t loud either. He responded well but when he reached his peak……well, the look on his face was words enough for me. But I dont think I could deal with it if I was putting it down and he just laid there or whatever. Have you ever encountered this problem with a man who just kept quiet the whole time.

I wanna know.

Is it just in our nature or we just dont trust them?

Ladies, do you find yourself going through your boyfriends phone when he is in the shower? Or if your at the gas station and he gets out of the car and you go through his dashboard and papers lying around in the car? Is it in our nature to be this way or do you think its some underlying trust issue that we may have with this negro that causes us to do that?

For me, its both. I do have reason to be suspicious and its in my nature I think. I mean what women doesn’t snoop in his things when he is out of the room? And trust me, they do it too!! And if you are one who doesn’t please respond and tell us why you don’t.

Knowing what “not” to do

Is this the key to success in our relationships?

I mean think about it. I will use my past relationship for example. Don’t argue with him, don’t go out with your friends..just me, don’t turn me down when I want to have sex, don’t question where I have been or where I am going, don’t b!tch at me when I am wrong….As long as you don’t do some things in a relationship, it seems to go fine.

On the flipside, women, we have our don’ts too. Don’t cheat on me, don’t look at other women, don’t ask me for sex every night, don’t act like you can’t keep the kids, don’t stay out late with your friends….see where Im going?

So is knowing what “not” to do the key to happiness in our relationships?

Holla back

Underpromise, overdeliver

Ladies, please dont create false expectations in the bedroom. How many of you have met a guy who just claimed he was going to blow your back out??? You were all excited doing crunches and push ups trying to get ready. He done told you that you were going to be screaming out your own name, sweating..pictures falling off the wall and sh!t???? And when the time comes, you can’t even feel it and its over in 2 minutes???

He overpromised and underdelivered. Sad but true. So ladies, we must not do this. I don’t care if you are the next Vanessa Del Rio, don’t create expectations that you cannot deliver. And its good to be confident ladies, but remember one thing…the less you promise, the less he will expect. And the more pleasant of a surprise for him when the lights do go out and he will be returning for an encore performance.

So remember, underpromise…overdeliver.

What you think?

Don’t be a tease…but don’t always be a sure thing either

Sistas, how many of you know that female who time a guy calls or comes over….the only thing that gets turned down is the lights??? We all do and its sad to say. Now if you are in a serious relationship with your man, do you sweetie. Whatever works but to you that just met this guy and known him all of but 24 hours…its not cute.

What I want to know is, is it really that hard to turn down a booty call every now and again. I was always taught that men like a challenge meaning that if he calls you and your busy or you have something to do and cant see him, this creates a challenge. And he will actually put forth more effort to see you. He feels challenged and also he knows that you are not that easy. But if he can call you and before the phone rings a second time and your picking up out of breath saying, “YES!, Oh lord YES! Please come over….” he may think that your easy and not really a challenge to him.

And Im not saying be a tease either! This could possibly get you hurt depending on the brother you are dealing with. But come on sistas, speak out. Do you not know females who are like this and if you are one, we want to hear from you to.

Until next time..

Emagyne

Forgiveness: Strength or Weakness

Forgive those who have trespassed against us? Is this a virtue or a fault? And what does forgiveness actually do for us, our spirits?
Do you find it hard to forgive or does it just depend on what that person did to you?

Honestly, forgiveness is a strength. It takes a real strong person to truly forgive someone for what they did although they may not forget. It can take a long time, though. To me, it’s more of a process than an event like saying your sorry. You have to be stronger to forgive but it could be a weakness because people can take advantage of you. A lot of people can’t seem to find it in themselves to forgive someone who has wronged them. They might feel by forgiving the person he/she is getting away with whatever was done. Truth is, forgiveness is not for the other person but for yourself. When you hold on to a grudge or keep running an incident through your head over and over, you’re only harming yourself. To forgive takes great strength and it is empowering. It doesn’t make what the other person did right, but it certainly releases you from reliving the situation in your mind. Why give someone the energy in thinking about what he/she did when you should really move on. That is where I am with it right now. To much wasted energy in holding on to something someone is doing or has done when you can just go on with your life.

Forgiveness is a powerful force. It enables communication, heals wounds and resurrects relationships, among other things.

But it’s terribly misunderstood.

Some equate forgiveness with weakness. They think that not forgiving shows strength of character, pride, and conviction. Not only will they not forgive, but they will also constantly remind themselves never to let it happen again. The transgression against them becomes their guiding light. I have been here to. You cant change people. And this goes back to my post about when someone shows you who they are, BELIEVE THEM! Once they show you, forgive them..forgive that and go on. We keep trying to change people or expect for them to change and be different, they don’t and then we have these issues of forgiving them. Walking around with all that bottled inside. And for what???

Some think that forgiveness is for holy people – or for those who have not been hurt too much. They think in terms of degrees. The less you hurt, the easier it is to forgive. The greater the pain, the longer you’re entitled to hold on to resentment. And I have really been down this road but sometimes, do you just get to the point where you just can’t forgive someone for things they have done. Where do you draw the line?

Some reject forgiveness altogether, because they think that forgiving means that you have to pretend that whatever happened never did. I have battled with this for over a year or two in my previous relationship. I constantly asked myself that by forgiving this person, Im basically pretending nothing ever happened.

Still others say that they forgive, and remind you of it every chance they get. Their kind of forgiveness has a price, which can never be fully paid. I have been on the other side of this in many ways.

Consider this:

By not forgiving, the negative emotions that you feel turn into poison in your body, and cause all kinds of ailments, even fatal ones. Remember that whatever you feel affects you, not somebody else.

However, by forgiving, you expel the poison from your system, like a good spring cleaning. Once the poison is gone, the healing can begin.

When you look at it this way, you see that by forgiving, you do yourself a favor. Forgiveness is necessary for your own good, because the same energy that you would otherwise use hurting yourself, can actually be used to heal yourself, and, if you wish, others as well.

Forgiveness is a metamorphosis from victim to healer.

The process is both emotional and logical. It’s not necessarily easy, but it is possible.

The first step is to face your pain, however hard that may be. Then, you look at the logical reasons why you have to let it go – in other words – forgive.

The logical reasons are easy to identify. As soon as you face your pain, you feel different things. Maybe your heart beats faster…or you have trouble breathing…or you shake. Do you know how damaging that is to your system?

Now, consider this: all these things will stop when you forgive.

The added bonus is that forgiveness not only cleanses you, it also makes space for wisdom.

Let me know what you think.

Until later….

Emagyne