D@mn that….what is she wearing???? She looks like she just stepped off the plane from the U.K.
Do you think that she is really pregnant?
“Retail Therapy”
What is Retail Therapy? I will give you my definition of it. Retail Therapy to me is when your man has pissed you off or your just basically tired of giving all your money to the bill folks and you just say to hell with it and go shopping. The primary purpose of this is to improve your mood or disposition and it is often seen in people during periods of depression or transition. That’s me everyday.
For some, this is a “short-lived habit” but not easy to break. We indulge in what we call…”Comfort Buys”. So what if you didn’t need that outfit or that pair of shoes that was on sale that you have nothing in your closet to go with. So what! It made you feel better to just say to hell with it all and go shopping.
For myself, I can just go to the Dollar Tree and buy a bunch of junk that I don’t really need and I feel some type of sick relief that I have just bought something.
Do you indulge in retail therapy? If so, how often and what are some of the things that you buy?
What are your “side-effects”?
We all have “side-effects” of flaws although we chose not to admit them but it will be interesting to fess up and admit what your side effects are. I will start it:
Mine are:
1. I am very stubborn, if you don’t see it my way…you just don’t see it
2. I have a very slick mouth
3. I don’t really trust people. I think everyone has a motive (and thats simply because i have just been around alot of people that did have one)
4. I don’t have much patience
5. I give up easy
6. I don’t try hard enough sometimes
7. I have a bad case of “Potty Mouth” at times…(but im still a lady!)
8. I like time to myself and I cannot STAND to be smothered. Im often withdrawn
9. I like neatness and order (except for closets! lol)
10. I am brutally honest
11. I have a low tolerance for ignorant men
12. I will snap at any given moment if provoked
13. The way i feel shows on my face
14. I am me!
So thats my side-effects. And I decided to take the honor of listing the side effects of my baby daddy #2. He should have came with a label on his head. But I shall take the liberty of putting this in here for him so all the women will know! And here it goes:
Often experience recurring thoughts of nothingness throughout the day. This causes long periods of carelessness, euphoria and an increased sex drive. These feelings could lead to infatuation, n which he will have you thinking its love. He appears harmless but with prolonged association, dating him could possibly lead to destruction!!!!!
Enuff Said!!
Holla Back!
What is the best way to get over a break-up?
I have read countless articles, received all kinds of advice, searched the net and I decided to compile it all into 3 steps for you:
1. Cry a River
2. Build a bridge
3. Get over it
And there you have it. Monica’s advice for getting over a break-up. It don’t get no easier than that! And keep the party going!
Later
Valentine’s Day
Sorry Ladies (and the few fellas) but I have been busy. And February has rolled in and its about that time.
I want to know what is it that “you dont want” for Valentine’s Day this year. It seems every year, you get the same stuff. Flowers, candy and bears! What do you not want this year and you feel if you get it, you might scream?
Holla at me
Sex poem
Someone posted this on myspace, this is a trip:
eat me,beat me
bite me,blow me
suck me,f*ck me
very slowly
if you kiss me dont be hasty
use your tongue to make it nasty
roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
F*cking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I’ll fill you with cream
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
roses are red
violets are blue
condoms will rip
now watch you get screwed
Malachi 3:3 says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.”
Someone sent this to me today just to let me know that God is watching me and no matter what I am going through or what people put me through, It will make me a stronger, wiser,better person. Thanks girl….
MALACHI 3:3
Malachi 3:3 says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of
silver.”
This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered
what this statement meant about the character and nature of God.
One of the women offered to find out the process of refining
silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study.
That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment
to watch him at work. She didn’t mention anything about the reason
for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining
silver.
As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over
the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one
needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were
hottest as to burn away all the impurities.
The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot then
she thought again about the verse that says: “He sits as a refiner
and purifier of silver.”
She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there
in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined.
The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding
the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on the silver the entire time
it was in the fire. If the silver was left a moment too long in the flames, it
would be destroyed.
The woman was silent for a moment. Then she asked the silversmith, “How do you know when the silver is fully refined?” He smiled at her and answered, “Oh, that’s easy, when I see my image in it.”
If today you are feeling the heat of the fire, remember that God has His eye on you and will keep watching you until He sees His image in
you.
Is your car a “photo” or “four door”: The difference in dialects
Im back everyone as I said I would be and was pondering over what my next blog topic would be. Topics usually come to me by things that are on my mind, my friends mind or just day to day experiences. So..this next topic is actually an experience and it was a trip because of how it came about and I know some of you can relate to this.
Last night me and my friend was sitting here and decided to order in. I made the call and he wanted the pizza that had pineapples on it. (ewww) When I was speaking to the man, he started laughing so after I hung up, I asked what for. He said that my southern “drawl” was too cute. I asked what did he mean. Now backing it up a bit, he is originally from New Jersey, lived in the Boggie Down, Charleston and then here. So he has been exposed to a variety of dialects. But he spent most of his years growing up in New Jersey and New York….so you will see where im going with this.
We got into a discussion about dialects and how they differ. He said I pronounced “pineapple” as “pie-napples“. I didnt really realize that but after saying it to myself again..I did. So I walked over to the washing machine and picked up a bottle of liquid Tide and asked him what it was. I did this because I have family up north and they DO NOT refer to it is washing powders. He looked at it and immediately said it was “detergent“. I was waiting for “soap” because that it what my grandmother who lived in Detroit used to refer to it as. He asked what did i call it and I said washing powders. He mocked what i said and said, “washin-powderz”. I laughed so hard because when I thought about it, thats how I said it..country as hell!
I had him to repeat a few things that really stand out in the dialect department, you know..how you can tell if someone ain’t from here. Word like call, dog, talk, store, car, mall..the list went on. And we pronounced them different big time. This is how he said it sounded to him. Call and Mall sounded like cawl and mawl. Dog, it sounds like dawg and store, we say stowe. Basically, we add alot of aw’s to words that shouldnt have them.
And the title of this blog was something we were talking about. I knew this guy that was from somewhere up north and somehow we were talking about cars. I can’t remember exactly what the conversation was about but I said something about my car and it being a four door. He looked at me and he said, “Your car is a “photo”?????” and fell out laughing. I didn’t get it until he explained it to me. If you say photo kind of fast, it sounds like your actually saying four door.
Me and him both agreed that it is different and funny actually when you actually listen to it especially me..lol (im kuntree)!!! My friend also made another point. Have you known people that are from here and go to New York or somewhere for the summer or to visit and as he said..Comes back with a manufactured accent? I was rflmao. Not manufactured but anyway, that was interesting and funny.
Do you notice the big difference and what are some words that we as southerners say that actually sound like another word like photo and four door? And have you known someone who has returned to the dirty after visiting up north and is now back home and has a Manufactured accent?
Holla Back and until next time
Forget Build a Bear…I need Build a Man!
Have you ever took your kids to that cute little, expensive butt store in your local mall called Build a Bear. There they can build a teddy bear similar to their own personalities. I mean from start to finish, they even put a little heart in them!
What if we had a store called Build a Man?!! Wouldn’t that be lovely? How would you build your man? What things would you incorporate into this man to make him your perfect man?
Is your man a “silent lover”?
Ok, we all know most men like us to be verbal in the bedroom. They like for us to let them know when they are “doing it right” per say. I ask this because I was talking to a female friend who stated that no matter what she did, and she did some thangs, he does not respond or he is just basically silent.
Does this bother you? I know you don’t want them screaming like some b!tch but you also want to know if your doing it right. My past relationship, he wasn’t quiet but he wasn’t loud either. He responded well but when he reached his peak……well, the look on his face was words enough for me. But I dont think I could deal with it if I was putting it down and he just laid there or whatever. Have you ever encountered this problem with a man who just kept quiet the whole time.
I wanna know.
